Go Get Some

So, you're looking for another rhyme, 

Don't know if I can do it this time, 

I tried to think of something hot, 

Something with a lusty plot, 

Something you can read and wank, 

But my mind simply came up blank, 

So instead of reading some dirty poem, 

While you're sitting back at home, 

Take a trip into the city, 

Where you may find some real kitty, 

Cause sex isn't just to read about, 

It's something I can't do without, 

Cash your check when you get paid, 

Go outside and actually get laid, 

So instead of reading and stroking your dick, 

Go into town and get a chick. 

• sex feel
• Merry seX-mas