Merry seX-mas

Merry seX-mas 

May Christmas be a time of joys, 

For all you girls and all you boys, 

Filled with lots of special toys. 

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When Santa pulls up on his sleigh, 

Lands on the roof this seX-mas day, 

Tell him that you want a lay. 

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Tell him you want a lover who's really hot, 

Super good looking and hot to trot, 

Who knows how to use what they got. 

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Someone to kiss all day under the mistletoe, 

Someone who will make your juices flow, 

Who will make your member start to grow. 

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A lover just like in the books, 

Super fine and plenty of looks, 

To make sure your seX-mas really cooks. 

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Someone with a gorgeous face, 

To take you to that special place, 

To make your heart start to race. 

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Someone who is really fine, 

Someone who will be all mine, 

Who can show me a special time. 

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Someone who can make me scream, 

Someone who can make me cream, 

Help me fulfill my every dream. _ 

So tell Santa you want to fuck, 

You don't need another toy truck, 

And I wish you all the best of luck. _ 

Merry seX-mas!

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