Merry seX-mas May Christmas be a time of joys, For all you girls and all you boys, Filled with lots of special toys. _ When Santa pulls up on his sleigh, Lands on the roof this seX-mas day, Tell him that you want a lay. _ Tell him you want a lover who's really hot, Super good looking and hot to trot, Who knows how to use what they got. _ Someone to kiss all day under the mistletoe, Someone who will make your juices flow, Who will make your member start to grow. _ A lover just like in the books, Super fine and plenty of looks, To make sure your seX-mas really cooks. _ Someone with a gorgeous face, To take you to that special place, To make your heart start to race. _ Someone who is really fine, Someone who will be all mine, Who can show me a special time. _ Someone who can make me scream, Someone who can make me cream, Help me fulfill my every dream. _ So tell Santa you want to fuck, You don't need another toy truck, And I wish you all the best of luck. _ Merry seX-mas!
