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April Fool’s
By: rhapsody181 (rhapsody181@gmail.com)Look, that shit’s not funny, I said, scraping the toothpaste off my keyboard.
Lighten up, Shan, April Fools, Matt said from beneath a pair of plastic glasses and fake nose.
Aren’t you a little old for this?
You’re never too old for this, Shan. Once you stop laughing you might as well die, he remarked and left.
It was one of those days. Apparently this office was known for its junior high school pranks and since I was the new temp, I got the brunt of it. Somebody brought me chocolates, but they were actually chocolate-covered cotton balls. That weird feeling lasted on my teeth for hours. I could not imagine what they had planned after the toothpaste incident.
Good morning, Shan. Here are the files you asked for, Pam said placing a stack of folders on my desk. I’m not sure if the one on top is the correct file.
Eeeeek, I screamed as a spider crawled out of the folder.
April Fools! Pam shouted as others around us giggled.
That’s not funny, I muttered as the battery-operated spider crawled across my desk.
Why was I so naive? I should have known better.
The rest of the day went smoothly except for the whoopee cushion, water squirting flowers, and the Vaseline on the door handle to the lady’s room. I couldn’t wait to get home and away from the immature insanity. As I was gathering my stuff, Pam approached again.
Chris wants to see you in his office before you go.
Is this another joke, Pam? Am I going to walk in there and be sprayed with whipped cream or doused with water?
No, I think it’s really bad news, she said pursing her lips.
What’s up? I asked, worried.
I don’t know and I’m not sticking around to find out. I’ll see you tomorrow, good night.
She left as I tidied my desk. What could be wrong? Apprehensively, I took the short walk down the hall to his office. While taking small strides, I straightened my skirt and blouse.
I swallowed hard, licked my dry lips, and knocked on his door.
Come in, his commanding voice ordered. I was just a temp in the office, but I loved the job. I also had a huge crush on Chris.
He was my age, attractive, and left me unsettled every time we spoke.
You wanted to see me?
Yes, Shannon, take a seat, please.
He was standing in front of the window admiring the Seattle skyline. Once I saw his handsome face, I forgot why I was there.
I’d been attracted to Chris since I first set eyes on him and often fantasized about him at work and at home in the privacy of my bedroom. I wondered what it would be like to feel his body against mine, flesh to flesh, unrestricted by work clothing. I somewhat hoped he was calling me in for a quickie, but since we had barely spoken, and he was so very professional, I knew that wouldn’t be the case.
I have some bad news, he said, pressing his lips together. I sat on the edge of my chair waiting for the ax to fall.
We just don’t need your services anymore, he said with a stern look. My eyes widened and my mouth fell agape. I needed this job. I loved this job.
I stood up and began to babble. Sir, I understand, but I love this job. I was hoping to find a permanent position with…
Chris began to laugh and shouted, April Fools!
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I thought I was going to scream. I had reached my breaking point.Everyone has been having so much fun, I wanted to get in on the action, he said, holding his stomach as he laughed as if he would bust a gut.
I was seething – even he wanted to have a laugh at the new temp’s expense. Fine, if they wanted to play that way, I could too. I could take a joke. I could play a prank and Chris was going to be my first victim. Lucky for him. I walked to his door and locked it while planning my prank. He continued to laugh as I walked to his desk.
That was very funny, Chris, I said and took the comb from my hair. My red curls unfurled to my neck. That caught his attention and he stopped laughing. I quickly jumped into character. I stood behind his desk and turned his chair toward me.
Chris, I’m glad you called me in here. I’ve been wanting to speak to you privately, I said pouting my lips. His face became serious as he watched me closely.
What is it, Shannon?
I began to unbutton my blouse. His eyes followed my hands. My blouse fell open, exposing my delicate lace bra.
Shannon, what are you doing? he said swallowing hard. His eyes dodged between my face and my breasts.
Chris, I’ve wanted you since I met you. I want you to take me, take me right here, I pleaded in the sexiest voice I could find.
Before I could say April Fools he sprang up and planted his lips on mine. He gently nibbled on them as he swept his tongue through my mouth. This was not going as I had planned.
I found myself moving closer to his body and to the rock in is pants. It may have started off as a joke but now it was serious – I seriously wanted to fuck him. He licked my neck and removed my blouse. I wrapped my hands around his neck. I could tell he liked it because he closed his eyes and rolled his head to my touch. He removed my bra and hungrily sucked my breasts while caressing my ivory flesh.
I had fantasized about him but never thought I would act upon it. He slid his hands around my waist and loosened my skirt until it fell to the floor. My panties were wet as I was growing eager. He removed my silky hose and rubbed his face up my legs, scratching them with his five o’clock shadow. It was rough, but I liked it. His touch was pure torture and I wanted him now. He delicately took off my panties and playfully squeezed my ass. He shoved the blotter off his desk, as pens and papers went flying. I looked at the littered floor, wrapped my hand around his tied and pulled him in for a kiss. His eyes were large and told me he was nervous.
With his firm arms he lifted me onto his desk and admired my body. I locked my legs around his waist while removing his shirt and tie. Curly hairs decorated his gorgeous chest. I dropped my legs and tongued his nipples. They were very sensitive and hardened as he dropped his pants.
Damn it, Shannon, you excite me, he said and quickly raced his hands across my body. He pulled my feet onto his shoulders and eagerly dove into my pussy. His tongue prodded and pressed, causing me to get wetter. He dropped to his knees, pulled me to the edge of the desk and pressed his face deeper inside. I panted as he pushed me closer to climax.
He wrapped his hands around my ass and pressed firmly against my clit. I pushed his face away with my foot as I orgasmed. While sprawled across his desk, I caught my breath. He wiped his mouth and gently stoked his magnificent cock.
That was just the appetizer, how about the main course?
Sure, I’m hungry, I said and jumped off the desk. He rubbed my fleshy cheeks as I bent over to pick up my clothes. He was obviously an ass man.
What are you doing? he asked as I dressed. I thought you wanted me?
April Fools! I said and walked out of his office. He was devastated, confused and disappointed. I let him stew and feel what it was like to be the butt of the joke. But I couldn’t stand it long, and after a short moment I walked back into his office entirely nude. He looked up and a smile returned to his handsome face.
Can’t you take a joke? I said and straddled him on his chair.
Yeah, I can take a joke, he laughed and shrugged nervously. I gently brushed my short and curlies against his cock and it rose to the occasion. He buried his face between my tits and lowered me on top of him. As his cock entered me, I got even juicier.
He moved his head quickly between my pussy lips. I thrust my entire weight up and down on his cock as his body stiffened. He cupped my breasts and sucked on my chin. Damn he was good with his mouth. I allowed myself to get caught up in the rapture and we came together. I rested my head on his shoulder as I caught my breath.
Shannon, I never knew you felt the same way I did, he said sweetly placing kisses on my face. Care to continue this elsewhere?
Absolutely not. This was a terrible mistake, I said attempting not to smile.
He lost all color in his face.
I.. I’m sorry ….
April Fools, Chris.
He wiped his hand across his forehead.
What do you say we call a truce? No more tricks?
Excellent. Only treats from now on, I said and licked his lips.
